2023 vibes …

Yuuuup, I’m sure you didn’t expect to read an article like this today. But you are.

SO! Meta CEO and billionaireMark ZuckerbergcelebratedMemorial Dayby doing the Murph Challenge. It’s a Memorial Day tradition where you wear a weighted vest and do a bunch of exercises. To commemorate this, Mark posted this selfie on Facebook and Instagram — you know, the platforms he, like, owns:

There was a wide array of reactions. Some people thirsted:

“ If I speak…”pic.twitter.com/HQGf9RFdi7

Some said there’s no way his stats are real:

Some had moderate jokes:

Wendy Williams eagerly awaiting to hear something

Comment: "Sexy man holy" with a series of heart-eyes emojis

"That time is such a cap lmao; 20lbs weighted pull-ups? Not with that physique"

Pinocchio's nose growing

"Uh, 200 pull-ups with 20lb weight? Yeah man you need to let your star check your stuff before you post; you did not do all that in under 40 minutes unless you're quite literally Superman or the world's top talent"

"Cap on the 100 pull-ups with 20lbs weight"

"Biggest mark" with two heart-eye emojis

"It's time to assume that you are a biological robot"

"Bro got that divorced dad FB pic pose"