get ta be honorable : I would not be too happy about this happen to me .
If you just had yourself a bad, terrible, no good week, just remember…
1.The person who almost accomplished the incredible:
2.The person whose iPhone is looking great:
3.The person whose idea of eight inches clearly does not match their barber’s:
4.The person who was kind enough to lay a nice coat of paint on the self-checkout machine:
5.The person who was served quite possibly the saddest garlic bread in existence:
6.The person who will not be able to sleep until that strip is finished:
7.The person whose expensive watch has a tiiiiiny little scratch:
8.The person whose cast iron pan just became a goop iron pan:
9.The person who will never leave home without referencing five different weather apps:
10.The person who got a little extra treat at the bottom of their dinner:
11.The person whose measuring cup has become just a cup:
12.The person whose package is juuuust a bit bent:
13.The person whose cheese fries make me want to cheese dies:
14.The person whose eggs seem to have created a portal to Hell:
15.The person who massacred an entire family of flies in their coffee:
16.The person who likes their poultry well-done:
17.The person whose favorite protein powder got a nice high five:
18.The person who might want to try puttin' that thing in reverse:
19.And the person who learned one of life’s most valuable and important lessons the hard way:
