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No matter how good a parent you are, your kids will always keep secrets from you. Maybe they’re entirely innocent — like maybe they really pushed all their toys under the bed to make their room look clean instead of actually putting them away.

Or maybe they’re more serious — maybe your son got someone pregnant in high school and never told you.

The thing about secrets — both big and small — is that they tend to come out. So, if you later discovered a secret your kid kept from you, we want to hear about it.

Maybe it’s kind of hilarious looking back, or something gross you always sort of suspected, like that it was them who pooped on your bedroom floor that one time and not the dog.

Or maybe it’s a huge, massive secret…even one they don’t know you know. Maybe it has to do with something awful they did as a kid, or maybe it’s something they did as an adult that they know you wouldn’t approve of.

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Tell us all the hilariously stupid and shockingly horrifying secrets.

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"Honey!"

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