" Ruined honey for me forever . "
Earlier this month, actor Shannon Woodward (Westworld,Raising Hope,The Riches)askedpeople on Twitter, “What’s the worst way you got dumped?” And when I tell you I was not ready for these responses — I WAS NOT READY!
Let’s just say I wouldn’t wish this type of heartbreak on anyone:
what ’s the worst agency you ever got coldcock ?
1.Birthday Backlash:
I was a pharmacist . My ex - married woman & I were Friend since tiddler . My work workweek got feverish & I got home late one solar day to a cupcake on the table . Forgot my married woman ’s birthday . She ended up cheat on me & leaving me for an investor who take her on business trips.https://t.co/36UdMjbOof
2.Evil Email:
An x e-mail me a numbered list of reasons we were break up and CCed our mutual friend . When I asked her why she did it that way , she said it would ’ve been too much work to distinguish everyone individually.https://t.co/x2zzj0Nzbx
3.Relationship Renege:
he asked for an open family relationship i order sure then he panicked and said i was hoping you ’d say nohttps://t.co/5fKRwPEBs0
4.Destructive Day:
I total my railcar on my way home from a really bad day at study . My gf meet me at the accident site . Then I got a call from my study elicit me and my gf offend up with me right there on the side of the 101.That ’s got ta be the worst lol .
5.Hospital Heartbreak:
I had just turned 20 , and a few days later , my mom had a heart attack . A week afterwards , on Dec. 26th , we took her off aliveness support . My gf decided she could n’t handle the sadness / grief I was experiencing and broke up with me at the hospital .
6.Soulmate Session:
I gift him a academic session with a psychic and the psychic told him that his ex was his soul teammate so he moved back in with her .
7.Middle School Misery:
middle school . halfway of the courtyard . valentine ’s twenty-four hour period . present ready for him in handwriting . he comes up to me , puts his hand on my shoulder joint , said " it ’s over " & walk forth . never told me why . ruined beloved for me eternally .
8.Bedroom Breakup:
LOLLL i was living with him and his parents , i ’m sure our kid was only a few months old . we had a fighting , he get going to kip in OUR bottom , he TEXTED me say we ’re breaking up 💀 💀 💀 what a metre
9.Just Jokes:
we got into a fight & he randomly confess to cheating a class prior . then when he see how hurt I was he say just kidding - expend the weekend piecing together what happen and then told him we were done - he state me he want to be done that ’s why he told me he betray 🤡
10.Med School Mayhem:
2 yrs ago , Med schooltime gradation day 20 min after my parent left my grad party my ex asked me for a divorce and tell me he did n’t need to have kid with me or plump for me in abidance across the country . So I graduate , start new job , go across land , & divorced in 6 weeks .
11.Berger Behavior:
The very night HBO originally aired the episode where Berger break up with Carrie via post - it note on SATC , a bozo I ’d been witness for a few months dumped me via email . Like , I gasped watching the episode , then opened my email and gasped harder.#imsorryicantdonthateme
12.Deadbeat Dad:
On Dec 1st , after not come home from the ' vacation party ' , my hubby called to inform me he was n’t ready for the kid we had , nor the Twin Falls I was pregnant with . His side piece was preggo , did n’t stick around for her , either . I do n’t day of the month now , and ppl think I’M the weird one …
13.Mommy Messenger:
He had his mamma break up with me after a year and a one-half of dating , that admit traveling to the Kentucky Derby , journey to Aspen for skiing , and New York for shopping . turn out he was gay but had n’t come out yet . 😁
14.Anniversary Annihilation:
It was our anniversary . I was so frantic because he was so sweet to remove all my belongings and supersede them .. idk why but I put on the most beautiful apparel and waited for him . He total home & assure me it was over . His schoolmarm said I was tire out her dress & they had childrenhttps://t.co/BVndwwqlBL
15.Work Woes:
It come about the same twenty-four hour period I got lay off from the company we both worked at . He said it did n’t make sense to be together unless we work together and he had to put oeuvre first . So I blocked his # and told HR about our undisclosed human relationship . He was fire shortly thereafter 🫶🏽 💕 https://t.co / bMds9OU4Hq
16.Divorce Dupe:
his wife ( that i believed he was divorcing ) put the three of us into a group confabulation to compare notes 🤡 https://t.co/gvIXJDg0PH
17.Class Clown:
Walked out of class and she was holding hand with a nigra who ’s storage locker was 4 lockers down from mine . lifetime ai n’t that sorry though cuz she got a bad barrel now . God do n’t run bout me 🫶🏾https://t.co / D4OKm47J1 g
18.Gamer Gall:
one metre a man terminate things with me bc he “ need to dedicate more time to gaming”https://t.co / leHEV9KEVB
19.Careless Cheater:
" you ’ve been really sad for like a whole year and it ’s ace unattractive so … i cheated 🤷 🏼 ♀ ️"- the valet de chambre i had been with for 5 class on the first anniversary of my mom ’s dying lolhttps://t.co/tZeHn1gesx
20.Surprise Separation:
My wife go to chit-chat her sister for the weekend . On the Monday I get a letter from the Child Support Agency … it lead off something like “ We empathize you and your spouse have now separated … your payment have been conditionally assessed as … . ”
21.Gone Ghost:
Dated a guy for a year , he broke up with me . 3 month later on he hunt me down at my novel problem and beg pardon . We spent that weekend together , with him order me repeatedly how allow me go was the stupidest matter he ’d ever done and how much he sleep together me . THEN he ghosted me . 🙄
22.Lame List:
shared a google sheet file with me that had a tilt of everyone she ’d ever had romantic feelings for and why they went away . my name had a full entryhttps://t.co/4iX3uhDxsD
23.Long-Distance Lies:
A BF I had while I lived in Ghana had to go back home . A few weeks subsequently , I fly 2,800 miles to jaw him in his country . His blonde , British “ ally ” Facebook messaged me and say that he ’d been living with her and they were sleeping together . I had no choice but to leave … https://t.co / RQ5BFCcVAf
24.Shakespeare Sorrows:
By letter 🙃 he wrote the respite up alphabetic character , posted it , spend the weekend with me , and then I welcome it on Monday . My friends and I have consult to him as ‘ Shakespeare ’ ever since
25.Ring Release:
My x husband leave his marriage ceremony ring at home when he went to employment , when I text him to state him he ’d left it , he articulate he did n’t love me any longer and he was make a motion out . This was just weeks after our third tike was born . Fun time !
26.Parking Lot Presentation:
She ignore me for close to a week then shew up in the parking lot of my line of work when I got off work with a printed leaning of my skillful and spoiled qualities.https://t.co/bbrc8UcfeG
27.Pub Prick:
In a pub with boyf and best protagonist ( who worked with him ) . When I exit to the loo , my boyfriend told my good friend & told her to tell me . Then he left . I was 19 . lay waste to 💔 🥺
