" I ’m just a little gamey sustainment … "

Selena Gomezis one of the most hilarious and oftentimes relatable celebritieson TikTok.

In the past, she’s been refreshingly honest on the platform, like whenshe declaredthat “real stomachs” were coming back:

And earlier this year, when she posted aTikTokjoking around about her single status to a voice that said, “Guys, I figured out the reason why I’m single. Apparently you have to go outside and meet people. Like, you actually have to go outside and talk to them.”

Well, it seems that Selena did just that again yesterday. She posteda TikTokwith the caption, “The struggle man lol” while sitting on the sidelines watching some athletes playing soccer.

The struggle man lol

She wasn’t exactly…subtle…when she shouted, “I’m single” at the field.

Live footage of a bunch of guys who will be absolutely kicking themselves instead of the soccer ball if they don’t realize who was just shouting at them.

Selena continued by pitching herself to her could-be suitors with a potential “red card”…

…but one MASSIVE green flag:

Commenters couldn’t get enough of Selena’s video, but everyone was thinking the same thing: This had EXTREME “Alex Russo fromWizards of Waverly Place” energy, from the outfit to sitting on the side of a soccer field to honestly everything about it.

And, in conclusion, this TikTok user said what we’re all thinking:

Selena, please update us if any of these guys followed up.

Selena wearing a bathing suit and saying" I'm not sucking my stomach in"

Screenshot of Selena's TIkTok where she's sitting with a large drink cup and straw and wearing hoop earrings

Selena Gomez shouts I'm single at the field

All the soccer players that Selena was shouting at on the field

Selena saying "I'm just a little high maintenance"

Selena saying "but I'll love you sooooo much!"

People making jokes: "This is not Selena Gomez, this is Alex Russo" and "Alex Russo what are you doing here?" with sob and thumbs-up emojis

More jokes about Alex Russo: "this is still alex russo but 15 years older" and "Alex russo is coming" with joy emojis

Jokes about alex russo saying the fit and the location is very much giving alex russo

Someone commenting "Can you imagine playing soccer [and] hearing Selena Gomez saying this to you my absolute dream"