" I ’m just a little gamey sustainment … "
Selena Gomezis one of the most hilarious and oftentimes relatable celebritieson TikTok.
In the past, she’s been refreshingly honest on the platform, like whenshe declaredthat “real stomachs” were coming back:
And earlier this year, when she posted aTikTokjoking around about her single status to a voice that said, “Guys, I figured out the reason why I’m single. Apparently you have to go outside and meet people. Like, you actually have to go outside and talk to them.”
Well, it seems that Selena did just that again yesterday. She posteda TikTokwith the caption, “The struggle man lol” while sitting on the sidelines watching some athletes playing soccer.
The struggle man lol
She wasn’t exactly…subtle…when she shouted, “I’m single” at the field.
Live footage of a bunch of guys who will be absolutely kicking themselves instead of the soccer ball if they don’t realize who was just shouting at them.
Selena continued by pitching herself to her could-be suitors with a potential “red card”…
…but one MASSIVE green flag:
Commenters couldn’t get enough of Selena’s video, but everyone was thinking the same thing: This had EXTREME “Alex Russo fromWizards of Waverly Place” energy, from the outfit to sitting on the side of a soccer field to honestly everything about it.
And, in conclusion, this TikTok user said what we’re all thinking:
Selena, please update us if any of these guys followed up.









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