The BlackSummer Househas arrived , and fan are already anticipating the messy reunion !
BravopremieredSummer House: Martha’s Vineyardon May 7th, and with only a few episodes out…we’re all eating that shit UP!
It’s already been nicknamed the BlackSummer House…for obvious reasons…but there’s no shortage of drama and laughs, just like its predecessor.
Here’s what the people of Twitter have been saying about it:
have me tell you , I ’m absolutely taken up with#SummerHouseMVwhich is one of the best new show on Bravo in year imo!The grouping is SO satisfying , dynamics are brisk and the accent of Martha ’s Vineyard paired with this all - Black plaster bandage is simply sublimepic.twitter.com/JWFdy2wmCa
summertime House Martha ’s Vineyard is an absolute yes for meit ’s what I expect Summer House in your thirty to be#SummerHouseMVpic.twitter.com / cmdRCa5axH
bravo : summer house martha ’s vineyard#summerhousemvUS : Black summertime house 🤣
Right off the bat, Preston was the crowd favorite. He explained his feelings on the term “Black excellence” and how it is too often associated with money and status:
I promise myself that when I pick up a bad platform , I was going to practice it for “ good ” and you ’d see ALL of my sides — the fun , the shady , the comedic , the sometimes annoyed , but always honest.#SummerHouseMVpic.twitter.com / aWFba3aogI
Preston clocking that black excellency has the undertone of superior complexity really sit correct w/ me .. #SummerHouseMVpic.twitter.com / cLZsj2tFvD
I care Preston already … call out the Black bourgeoisie talking points#SummerHouseMV
yell out to Preston cause it was take REAL black elitist with a mix of “ my Greek life is my individuality ” and I was gon na have to turn the channel.#SummerHouseMVpic.twitter.com/640R8lqXSn
Jasmine constantly prompting un-organic conversation and Jordan calling her out on it:
“ I would love to have an veritable conversation . One without a prompt”#SummerHouseMVpic.twitter.com / M3e4rZUDK9
SummerHouseMVJasmine : “ LET go around the table & tell everyone what our occupation is & what we do . Jordan you go first . ”Jordan : pic.twitter.com / uVosy7xwzf
People had A LOT to say about Jasmine and her round-the-clock bragging about her newlywed status:
No one : utterly no one : Jasmine:#SummerHouseMVpic.twitter.com / UPKZnfhY6F
“ The struggle of singlehood ” Jasmine so fcking pesky omg . Please i ca n’t stand the qualification being married your entire personality & dead everyone single is struggling . 😂 # SummerHouseMV
Jasmine gives me strong pick me energy . Girl , spill the beans about something else besides married couple or a man.#SummerHouseMVpic.twitter.com / BVzROE10gM
Jasmine just because you ’re a newlywed does n’t mean you get to talk down to your single/ unmarried friends.#SummerHouseMV#SummerHouseMarthasVineyardpic.twitter.com / PPdQZOvjLh
And…about her and Silas getting it on on camera at the beginning of Episode 2…
Waaaaait … . lady friend not getting plunge on National TV ! ! ! Married or not its not cute.#SummerHouseMarthasVineyard#SummerHouseMVpic.twitter.com / ihjDh20ucA
Bravo who enjoin y’ all that we want to see the Coopers fucking 😭 😭 # SummerHouseMV
Baby , Silas was giving Jasmine that WORK . Bravo showing us his strokes kinda gagged me ! 😭 # SummerHouseMVpic.twitter.com/5c2QZ1qFU1
Is this Bravo or HBO????#SummerHouseMVpic.twitter.com/6023RRmc9y
Omg does the mic have to be on while they are being intimate??#SummerHouseMV#SummerHouseMarthasVineyardpic.twitter.com/7q3Razw2tJ
I can not believe they are showing Silas beat it down like that!!!!#SummerHouseMVpic.twitter.com / dA727TigN8
There’s also been some side-eyeing on Jasmine and Silas’s marriage in general…
Something is OFF about Jasmine & Silas marriage.#SummerHouseMVpic.twitter.com / FWmnj0oyc1
The Coopers give me weird vibraharp — both of them . Something is n’t right . Idk what it is.#SummerHouseMVpic.twitter.com / G3WQrd0R1h
And we can’t forget Bria arriving to the house with an unexpected guest:
I get that Bria ’s dog is an emotional support fauna but ma’am you have to be aware that you ’re deal a space with others#SummerHouseMV#SummerHouseMarthasVineyard
It ’s underbred to show up with your pet unannounced and then anticipate everyone to be hunky-dory about it . Like what if mass are supersensitive ? Like heads up is nice and simple#SummerHouseMV
Sorry girl , you should have told someone about the click . What if someone was allergic to it ? Or afraid ? It ’s a small selfish to just roll up with a hotdog without advise someone.#SummerHouseMVpic.twitter.com / eiVilEC4xx
Jasmine ’s doing too much ( probs for the camera ) , but come on now Bria … work a dog-iron around a house full of Black folks and not give them a head up first???#SummerHouseMVpic.twitter.com/5CN50NR99u
Then, Milo became the topic of conversation again in Episode 2 when his laundry got mixed in with the humans':
Bria ’s dog knowing it ’s the reason for drama in the house:#SummerHouseMVpic.twitter.com/4wIisRqSDr
Listen in a lot of black home that detent stuff is not tolerated . You do n’t mix firedog hooey with human clobber cause it ’s considered smutty . I think I may be the only one that watch the issue#SummerHouseMV
If you do n’t see an number with washing your dogs stuff with items people put / purpose on their torso then I do n’t bed what to tell you . I ’m wan of her.#SummerHouseMarthasVineyard#SummerHouseMVpic.twitter.com / jeNu96Ztl8
Bria acting like a Karen#SummerHouseMVpic.twitter.com / IoxyjqrHYl
You know you that bitch when you make all this conversation.#SummerHouseMVpic.twitter.com / YIA6b030AW
Now why is Milo always in it ? He came to the vinery to enjoy himself just like the rest of y’all#SummerHouseMVpic.twitter.com / TcQ8O9rKiH
And Mariah and Bria’s beef now over the dog/washer issue, or as I like to call it: Bitchgate.
Bria : “ Call me a squawk one more time!”Mariah:#SummerHouseMVpic.twitter.com/8ZiaG11bf0
Idk I ’m with Mariah on this one.#SummerHouseMVpic.twitter.com / BWgUFwJ1SC
I ’m sad but was n’t Bria just ready to scuffle at the house and now she ’s cry bc Mariah pushed her a minuscule ? Like nibble a lane , are u about it or not?#SummerHouseMV
Bria would ’ve been swinging from that ponytail ! Do n’t throw shit at me “ bro . ”#SummerHouseMVpic.twitter.com / OFV8H3Ez7p
Bria live on from “ we can get rachet ” to weep in the nightclub all induce Mariah was there 🤣 # SummerHouseMarthasVineyard#SummerHouseMV
I do n’t wish Bria . Between the frump and her yelling at Mariah to “ watch her tone ” then crying in the golf club over this position AFTER tryna make Shanice palpate bad for “ not having her back ” Shanice tryna talk it out and Bria accepting nip from a white male child . Girl … #summerhousemvpic.twitter.com / N6n6THbNS9
Shanice walked in and say I ’m quick to blacken out lol . Bria beefin with Mariah does not aline with that so she kept walking#SummerHouseMVpic.twitter.com/8vppvVisYs
This comment made by Mariah:
Not a Nickelodeon splat ! 😂 🤦 🏽 ♂ ️ 😭 #SummerHouseMV#SummerHouseMarthasVineyardpic.twitter.com / WhJcbWN9xr
Mariah said Nick count like a Nickelodeon splat . The means I screamed!!#SummerHouseMVpic.twitter.com / oKpqwHw5TP
Phil’s entrance in Episode 2…
This ai n’t BDE 🙅 🏻 ♀ ️ 💩 #SummerHouseMarthasVineyard#SummerHouseMVpic.twitter.com / jfzHjDHJkc
SummerHouseMVNobody : Phil ’s intoxicated backside : pic.twitter.com/5kQpeQdpYe
Phil arrive to the business firm drunk is wild . He fell out before even getting to the threshold . 😭 # SummerHouseMVpic.twitter.com/f9ZETFmk8j
Preston : Hi!Phil : COME DOWNSTAIRS AND GET A SHOT MOTHERFUCKER!#SummerHouseMVpic.twitter.com / wQwem52jTL
Then, soon after…Phil comparing Nick taking the room he claimed unknowingly to SLAVERY — an attempt to justify why he took a shit in his bathroom and didn’t flush???
SummerHouseMVNow how did Phil go from talking about defecating in Nick ’s lav to talking about slavery & now tryna fight Amir & Alex ? ! What is happening?!pic.twitter.com / GFVZpkjmby
My precise response to listening to Phil explaining why he did n’t crimson the toilet .. #SummerHouseMVpic.twitter.com / BMn5LkfBJ7
Is Phil bringing up thraldom laws cause he does n’t wanna flush the toilet???#SummerHouseMVpic.twitter.com / JvvryFij8C
Preston when Phil take up talking about slavery#SummerHouseMVpic.twitter.com / gZRrGSn1gT
“ I was just buckle down my slaves ” HUH#SummerHouseMVpic.twitter.com / EAM0CSi6PW
Phil got ta go#SummerHouseMVpic.twitter.com / FHfnfPOOUZ
And when Amir put him in his place:
After Phil ( in the jacket crown ) insults half the men in the house and begin staking call on a room that was n’t even his , Amir knock off no metre standing up to him and pose him in his station . We stan Amir!#summerhousemvpic.twitter.com / QXN3yJSsNw
Amir vs PhilI’m madea 😂 😂 # SummerHouseMVpic.twitter.com/Ot2ksjxAU0
Whew! And this is just the beginning…
did I just see like 5 more people come into the house ? ! how magnanimous is this cast?!#SummerHouseMVpic.twitter.com / BdzECUE5zd
This is messy enough . I ’ll be here next Sunday.#SummerHouseMVpic.twitter.com/4zENZQSEDw
