" my mama is always like “ when I was your age I had two difficult teen and a hubby who was never home and worked full - meter and was in dark schoolhouse and I NEVER complained!”and I ’m just like wow ok maybe you like. … .. should have ? ! ? ! ? " — @ElyKreimendahl
Mother’s Day may have been three days ago (and I nearly forgot yet again!!! Sorry, mom) but that doesn’t mean we can’t appreciate and lightly roast our dear mothers for being some of the funniest, wildest, and absolute mom-est humans on this dying planet we call home. Here are some tweets about it:
- And do n’t forget to watch over every last one of these tweeters for a practiced , funnier timeline !
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when i was 12 i really wanted to go to a vampire weekend concert and my ma was like “ a whole weekend of vampires ? does nt sound appropriate for a girl your geezerhood ” and then i picture her a music telecasting and she was like “ oh they remind me of the wiggles . ok u can go . ”
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my mom and i after fighting all week : pic.twitter.com / eLaeWCnDR3
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my mom is always like “ when I was your eld I had two difficult teenager and a hubby who was never home and cultivate full - clock time and was in night school and I NEVER complained!”and I ’m just like wow ok perhaps you like. … .. should have ? ! ? ! ?
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- me telling my mom a secret*my mom the next mean solar day : pic.twitter.com / hQoZxXobBm
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my mom is like . biologically incapable of remembering what the last of us is called . so far she has mention to it as the two of us , the few of us , the good of us , and the high-risk of us .
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I woke up at 3:30am to take my mamma to the airport , she desire to leave the mansion at 4am … .. that ’s what she assure me … … so why am I seeing her car leave behind the driveway at 3:48am.pic.twitter.com/5Oom2euN9U
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my mama is a attorney and when i was like 13 we got in an argument and she accidentally called me " your laurels " . never really came back from that one .
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My mom was always right this telephone set has bankrupt my life 😭
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NobodyMe and my mamma in the kitchen gossiping about dad ’s family.pic.twitter.com/5r1GOP32W8
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my mamma would force us to go on hikes when i was a kid and would give us “ awards ” at the end depending on how we acted and one time she awarded me , “ biggest grumbler ever , ” and it turned out that i was really sick and she made me on a very long hike in 100 ° heat
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i told my mom pass by mcdonald ’s WHY SHE DEADASS swarm buy the farm IT
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told my mommy I was move to the beach in Prague and she sent me thispic.twitter.com/cmM6TLSTiZ
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My parents are on streaming armed service you have never heard of . My mom will call me and say we just watched “ The Beefbutter Mysteries . ” It ’s on PineCone TV.https://t.co/93xK2zTsWa
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My mom in the class Groupchat at 6am : pic.twitter.com/5Y0GOw7Fss
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When my mom starts doing the chores she told me to do 15 minutes ago-pic.twitter.com/0fL88Dy7qt
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me when my momma starts being unmannered to the person that ’s just trying to do their jobpic.twitter.com/SBkmVQ4VNg
Love you, mom(s)!!!
