" Every person in this pic is Shaggy in a dissimilar face . "

Dearest people,Shawn Mendesis at it again!

The “Señorita” singer’s LA outings and random musings are the gift that keeps giving. Remember that interview withVanity Fair? I’ll never forget when he unknowingly foretold drama and called Taylor Swift’s ex a villain.

Now, the internet is talking about Shawnie, recently spotted in West Hollywood, California with a group of holistic homies that Twitter user@DaveMcNamee3000coined “the smoothie squad.”

If a picture is worth a thousand words, then this picture is worth a five-book YA novel series and HBO Max adaptation. The closer you look at theLyle, Lyle Crocodilestar and his pressed juice posse, you notice something new.

They went on a shopping spree at The Detox Market, so these bags are probably filled with volumizing adaptogenic dry shampoo and Moon Juice.

I’m living for these rainbow-colored nails that look like candy.

Here’s an unidentified object that I will assume is sage, because that’s the best-case scenario on the unruly streets of West Hollywood.

Is he barefoot in WeHo? They’re about 10 miles from the ocean, but a bar called Beaches is nearby, so c’est la vie.

Based on his barefoot swagger, I’ll guess this gilded book is a Bible — King James Version.

All jokes aside, the “smoothie crew” is actuallyMike Sabath and the Moongirls, and I promise I’m not making up that name.

Here’s what everybody had to say about the “smoothie squad”:

I can not stop asterisk at Shawn Mendes ’ smoothie squadpic.twitter.com/g8FLPWzevH

This is just Hansels squad from Zoolanderpic.twitter.com/gkwZMk2MCX

Literally thempic.twitter.com/RFbYwqHsbL

Shawn Mendes with prayer hands

every person in this photo is Shaggy in a different case

allow them cookpic.twitter.com/KEhlgMrGNd

And after all that, all I have left to say is…

Shawn holding up photo of Joe Alwyn

Shawn and friends walking down the street

Smoothie Squad Coffee Scene Investigation

close up on The Detox Market bags

close up on painted rainbow colored finger nails

close up on random object in man's hands

close up on bare feet on sidewalk

close up on random book under armpit

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The male models from Zoolander excitedly saying "orange mocha Frappuccino"