If you ’re on Twitter , you may have see it ; if you ’re not , prepare for the most important public debate of your life .
On Sunday evening, Twitter user@offbeatorbitposted what turned out to be averycontroversial poll: “Who was hotter?” Young Al Pacino or Young Robert De Niro? This is probably the most important debate to be had, ever.
At a hymeneals and having a big debate rn . Please vote . Who was hotter ?
Of course, people were quick to hop in the thread with scholarly nuance:
Evidence:
And I am happy to provide further photographic evidence for each party. Here is young De Niro:
…I am listening:
De Niro is inarguablyveryhandsome.
But the idea that it shouldn’t beclose??
it should n’t even be this close , permit alone robert losing ? ? you girls have formally lose your minds.https://t.co/PvkbYdUD4L
…De Niro’s mustache is persuasive…
But not all of us were so quick to choose!
EASILY ?
May I present Exhibit B, Pacino?
I mean, come on…
the sucker in the al pacino hoodie moving-picture show is just the cherry tree on top . voting for him was a no brainerpic.twitter.com/HZam5fldu0
ok but hoodie pacinopic.twitter.com/GVChSuH8Ws
Hear me out. (I am definitely not biased.)
If you haven’t seenDog Day Afternoon, you should.
But I think we all know the real evidence is inThe Godfather.
The tweet spurred some cute observations:
if you vote for pacino you are vote for the masses ’s princess think about thathttps://t.co/JJUc0T11FJ
As well as some sobering ones:
more people voted in this poll than in the 2020 election in wyominghttps://t.co/Zk05c1Rdup
It was a difficult election, folks.
Me while trying to choosehttps://t.co/czSQxEET43pic.twitter.com/DFswcNxaep
…But finally, I present to you what is ultimately the only relevant piece of evidence (…for me):
this is insane but i ’m afraid i ’ve votedpic.twitter.com/ryIWMmQHWXhttps://t.co/Aoc2XFfa5B