" That sometimes you get that dreaded sudden cramp during period when you ca n’t sit nor bend or stand up straight because any front feel like your ovary are about to burst . So you just stay there in an bunglesome side , not really standing , not sitting until it pass away just as sudden . My ex used to call that ' vag - attack . ' "
Reddit useru/maccdoggrecently asked, “What are some ‘girl secrets’ guys don’t know about?” and the comment section is refreshingly honest. I’ve personally thought about 90% of these things, but never said them out loud.
Here are the top-voted “secrets”:
1.“Dogsloveto smell our crotches when we’re menstruating. It’s…extremely uncomfortable.”
2.“Some of us get random hairs on our nipples that we need to pluck out.”
— u / my_screen_name_sucks
" I have them all around and need to be quick or it start look like a deep sea creature ! "
— u / Sipues
" Some of us also trim our toes . "
3.“Pulling up our underwear after using the restroom is the worst because discharge on your underwear will ‘cool down’ and it’s a really cold and uncomfortable feeling putting it back on.”
4.“Showering during your period is the perfect opportunity to get out any leftovers and clean that thing out.”
— u / slagathorrulerofall
" The woman are saying ' YASSS ! ! ! '
The men are say ' WTF????LEFTOVERS ! ? ! ? ' "
— u / Biggies_Ghost
5.“We have a favorite bra. We also wash it less than the others.”
6.“If I’m doing an awkward shuffle I’m probably trying to get an air bubble out of my vag.”
" Like trying to unstick a ball from a leg mid - stride ! "
— uracil / seanular
" This is in reality a pretty good comparing , both for this lesson and the fact thatsome women have big labia that can shift and get stuck at uncomfortable Angle or lift in unmentionable textile . The ' perhaps if I shift ever so specifically it ’ll dislodge ' dance is real . "
— u / Faranae
7.“Menstrual cramps feel like the onset of horrible diarrhea. And often comes with diarrhea also 🤦♀️.”
8.“The panic when we believe we’ve either pissed ourselves or have just come on our period, run to the toilet only to realize it was discharge 💀.”
— atomic number 92 / RiBeAnO
" Omg yessss worst when I ’m in class or at work and I ’m in the middle of something significant and I ’m emphasize if I ’m run through my underwear or not . "
— u / SnooMacarons8484
9.“We sometimes get a random pain in the boob, and wonder if we’re gonna get a heart attack.”
10.“A disturbing amount of self-care days that women will announce they’re taking consist almost entirely of laying in bed the entire day masturbating and eating.”
— u / GargoyleBlue
" military personnel do this , too . We just call it ' chillin . ' "
— u / Acriam
11.“You know when you see a woman in a pony tail walking and that pony tail is just swinging aggressively back and forth?Yeah, she’s doing that on purpose. We CAN walk normally so that the pony tail doesn’t swing as much…but we don’t. Because it’s fun when it goeswoosh woosh.”
12.“That sometimes you get that awful sudden cramp during period when you can’t sit nor bend or stand straight because any movement feel like your ovaries are about to burst. So you just stay there in an awkward position, not really standing, not sitting until it goes away just as sudden. My ex used to call that ‘vag-attack.'”
— atomic number 92 / izz_zee_ambivert
13.“Fart bubbles.”
14.“We play with our boobs sometimes, too.”
— atomic number 92 / Miss_Management
" Literally just cupping them when laying down . They ’re like a built - in emphasis toy . "
— atomic number 92 / froderenfelemus
15.“Oh man, the ‘everything shower’ is exhausting.”
16.“All those times the dog supposedly farted…it was me”
" Trust me , I get it on . The detent has a very specific frank - fart aroma . "
— u / RichardArsenate
17.“Selecting the right tampon is a gamble every time. Too small for the flow and you can feel it trying to fall out as you walk because it’s heavy. Too big for the flow and you’ll be faced with pulling out a partially-dry wad. Oh so painful.”
18.“Sometimes more than 20% of shower time is spent untangling hair from our fingers so we can move on to the next step. Factors can include length of hair and time since last wash.”
" As a guy with foresighted hair , I 100 % understand this hence why I have a hairbrush in the shower . "
— u / Grimm_76
19.“Blood gushes out of us when we sneeze on our period though. That’s fun.”
20.“We all meet up twice a month on Wednesdays in the deep forest to do rituals.”
— u / SheLikesSoup
And finally…
21.“I’m a man but I’ve been with my wife for 10 years and I am so close to deciphering the meaning of all of the squiggly hair symbols on my shower wall.”
Now, it’s your turn! What’s a ‘girl secret’ that guys don’t know about? Comment below!
mention : Submissions have been delete for length and/or clarity .
